bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via happiest)

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via happiest)

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via oknope)