I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via happiest)


the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via happiest)


sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from


*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via oknope)